“I sometimes feel like I’m the only one who doesn’t think Ratchet is sexy. :(“
I don’t find any of them sexy
but Ratchet is badass as fuck, so.
all my loves. <3
dirty-tf-secrets
The difference between bees and wasps.
Bee: Hi there friend! How are you today? I'm just doing my job, pollinating flowers and all, no need to be afraid of me, I'm just happy I get to enjoy this wonderful weather with you.
Wasp: Oh hey motherfucker, wanna go? I swear I will kill any cunt stupid enough to get 3 feet near me, I can sting you, and it will be the nastiest feeling you've had in awhile. Buzz Buzz, asshole. Bet that hurts doesn't it? Stupid fuck.
hipppiesinwonderland
Optimus finally tells a joke
Optimus Prime: Knock knock,
Jack Darby: Who's there?
Optimus Prime: Optimus.
Jack Darby: Optimus who?
Optimus Prime: Optimus Prime.
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby:
Optimus Prime:
Jack Darby: That's... that's true, Optimus.
Optimus Prime: Thank you, Jack.
candycanemiscreant